THELMA, 25 - 07502922608

I assume this is the part where I'm meant to write something pithy (and cliched) about being sexy/hot and fun-loving, and how I enjoy long walks and open fires, but I don't. So I won't.

In fact, I surf, I practise yoga with a misguided belief that one day I'll become bendy like a pretzel, I'm partial to the odd pint of Guinness, and I think most foodstuff can be greatly improved with the addition of hot sauce.

I offer erotic massages, laugh

• Age 25
• Language English