I was waiting for virtue when vice tapped me on the shoulder; she nibbled my earlobe and whispered sweet nothings: 'imagine a dark alley way ... up against a wall.... you are wet and you are yearning for it; would you like me to give it to you? Her voice is like sin. It intoxicates me.
I am articulate and intelligent and fully appreciate that the brain is the biggest sexual organ in the body. It is with this in mind that I endeavour to use my skills and talents to ensure that your time with me is the most fulfilling and sublime experience you will ever encounter.